Wacky food recipe for a swimmer or a runner to win their race

You will need :

Twelve cm bottle of soap,

Frying pan,

Milk chocolate bar,

Mud,

Lollies with lots of sugar,                                                                           

Litre of Lemonade, 

snot,

Hammer,

Two dirty Goat horns,

Llama spit,

Tape

and cat biscuits

1. Get the twelve cm bottle of soap then pour it into a frying pan .       

2. Break a milk chocolate bar into it. Turn the heat up to 200 degrees. Leave it for just 1 minute. If you leave it in any second longer or shorter it will EXPLODE.                                                                                               

3. Next you pour as much mud as you want into the mixture.                           

4.  Get  lollies that have the  most sugar in them.         

5. Add a litre of  lemonade to your mixture.   

6. Cat biscuits are the key to success pour a handful into a sandwich bag then get a hammer and hit the cat biscuits until they are crushed.

7. Grab the two dirty goat horns.

8. Pour the Llama spit into one of the dirty  goat horns.

9. Tape the two dirty goat horns together with the Llama spit inside of  them. Shake it very well  then add to frying pan.                                                  10. Put the snot in your frying pan and mix it thoroughly then stick this in the fridge half an hour now is ready.

Now your are guaranteed to win your race.